- Who is she? - The recently deceased Harriet Gould of Astoria.
No surviving relatives. She's perfect.
- She even has a bun. - That's her.
Dr. Marie Charles.
- [Chuckling] - Oh, my God.
Every bull begins a relationship...
with certain cards up his sleeve... aces.
Tools of seduction by which he lures a new cow.
One of the most notorious examples...
is the current cow sob story.
Allow me to deconstruct the essential elements.
You're so easy to talk to,
not like my current cow.
This is key to understanding the myth of male shyness,
for though you think he is flattering you,
he is actually flattering himself,
showing how open and sensitive and honest he is.
I just try so hard and...
Well, I'm sure she doesn't mean to be such a cold cow.
Just in case you're starting to think he's a coldhearted, home-wrecking womanizer,
he'll throw this in just to prove he's putting his current cow...
out to pasture for good reason,
and that he's actually tormented with guilt at the thought of abandoning her.
What's that thing they always say about the love of a good woman?
[Jane Narrating] That, once offered, it's guaranteed to come back...
and bite her in the ass.
- Enter case in point. - Hey.
- Thought you were with what's her name.
- Didn't work out. - You have a little saddle sore on that white horse of yours?
- Okay, so what happened? - Just lost interest.
What do you mean, you lost interest?
How exactly?
Christ, Jane, do we really have to have another postmortem?
I'm just curious is all. So you went to a movie,
then back to her place?
- Then what? - [Sighs]
So we're in the kitchen getting a drink,
and suddenly, she starts looking for food.
We had dinner right after the movie, but... I don't know.
She was still hungry. She's always hungry, it seems.
And that's bad, Women who eat?
Okay, so you're in the kitchen, she's hungry again, inexplicably,
then what?
So she takes out a pint of Haagen-Dazs... a pint...
and just starts eating it right out of the container,
and there was just something about it that turned me off.
Was the refrigerator door open?
- Why? - Answer the question. Open or closed?
It was open, I think.
Would it have made a difference if it were shut?
Would that have made the act of a nonfat woman eating ice cream...
a little less revolting to you?
What if she'd not had dinner? What if she were legitimately hungry...
before she shoved her face into a trough of Haagen-Dazs?
Would it have repulsed you less if she used a dish?
- Good night, you psycho! - Good night, neophiliac!
#Hallelujah Hallelujah #
- #Hallelujah Hallelujah # - Are you sitting down?
Oprah read the article on her show today.
The audience went so crazy for it, she called us personally,
begging for Dr. Charles to appear as her guest.
- What? - I told everyone in P.R. A different story.
She's vacationing in Hong Kong. She's at a conference in Tangiers.
- Oh, this is bad. - No, no, no. This is all good.
Okay? Trust me. I've got it all under control.
This won't come anywhere near you.
"And so, while the male may often seem shy...
"with all his Uriah Heep hand-wringin' and 'aw, shucks' toe-kickin',
"he's actually a narcissist...
"because this apparent shyness belies the more deeply rooted feelings...
"of unworthiness and fear of rejection.
"And this is what compels him to constantly seek attention...
from new cow after new cow ad nauseam, ad infinitum. "
This is such great stuff.
It obliterates any sentimentality we might have...
about what noble creatures men are.
This right here is what we've been looking for. It's-It's provocative.
It's clever. It's got mass appeal written all over it.
There's just one problem. Nobody can seem to find this woman.
The Today Show's tried. Oprah's tried.
- Yeah, and have you tried? - Eddie?
- Uh, well, no. - Well, get on it!
Do you realize what we're talking about here?
- [Both] The ungettable get? - Yes!
I don't care what it takes. You find that Dr. Marie Charles...
and bring her here to my studio.
Let me get this straight. Your best friend works at M magazine...
and she has no idea where this cow doctor is?
That's what she said.
[Eddie] I don't buy that. Why are you holding out on me?
[Jane] I'm not! I told you she's working on it!
- Just give me her number. - I'm not gonna give you her number.
- Why not? - She's working on it!
- Besides, you'd never reach her. She's at Jivamukti. - Huh?
- Yoga. - Yoga what?
- Jivamukti. - Jiv...
[Beeps]
- Manhattan. Jivamukti. - Eddie!
It's a yoga place.
Eddie, don't be a jerk!
Eddie, come on!
- This is so ridiculous. - Ohhh!
Hey, hey, you have to leave your shoes in here.
## [Chanting]
Liz? Excuse me.
Jerk, she is my best friend. I would certainly know if...
- Jane? - [Yelps]
Stay!
- Bring your leg up higher. - Excuse me, sir, you're gonna have to leave.
Gee. Sorry. I know. I'm just looking for a friend.
- Oh. - [Screams]
- Sorry. You okay? - Eddie.
How you doin', Becca?
I'm good.
What are you doing here?
I, uh... I-I don't know.
Come, class. Let's forget about this disturbance.
It's okay. Everyone, let's come on up.
Get back to your spaces and let's prepare for lion pose.
Hey, inhale. Exhale. Open your mouth.
Stick out your tongue. [Exhaling]
That was Rebecca? Eddie, talk to me.
There's nothing to talk about.
- Hi, Liz. - I cannot believe it.
- Hey, Janey! - Hi! Hi, guys!
Eddie, this is my sister Alice and my brother-in-law Stephen.
- You're... Eddie. - Yeah. Hey.
- Are you two taking yoga class together? - No.
- We were just... I... It-It's stupid. - No, no, it's not stupid.
- We don't think it's stupid. - No. We just started the pregnancy class.
- [Elevator Alarm Ringing] - Oh, yeah. Congratulations.
- Thanks. She's a great breather. - Listen, I gotta go.
- Hey, it was really nice to meet you, Eddie. - Bye-bye.
[Jane Narrating] Eddie preferred to leave things unsaid...
and went back to grazing in greener pastures.
- [People Chattering] - [Man] Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
Merry Christmas.
- I'm getting out of here. - Okay.
## [Piano]
- Uh, two champagnes, please. - Yes, sir.
Shouldn't that be a champagne and a Shirley Temple?
- Sorry. - No, you're not.
- So where'd you meet her? - She's Emily's roommate.
Emily that I made coffee for last Sunday?
Uh-huh.
Isn't that complicated?
It's never complicated, Jane.
Thank you.
[Men Laughing]
Evening, sir. What can I get you?
- Scotch, please. - Yes, sir.
[Sighs] Did you hear Diane's joke about the reindeer?
Funny!
- [Bartender] Here you go. - [Ray] Thank you.
[Sighs]
I miss you, Jane.
Am I... Am I supposed to walk away now?
No.
Can we get away from this? Can we do something?
Get together for lunch, dinner, Friday night.
Friday is New Year's Eve.
Oh, that's right. That's right.
You probably have some, uh, plans.
- Don't you? - Yeah.
Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
[Clears Throat] I have...
No.
I have none.
Could I call you? Would that be okay?
Yeah.
Merry Christmas, Jane.
- Yee-haaaw! - #Jingle bells Ji-Jingle bells #
Well, you can't stop now. We'll do it together.
You're syndicated in over 300 newspapers.
Talk radio is having a field day with it.
[Scoffs] Clearly the world is one giant used-cow lot.
- Look, I just want to think about it, okay? - What's there to think about?
You don't want to be a post-feminist icon?
Come on. Let's get something great to wear for Julian�s New Year's Eve party.
I meant to tell you that... I kind of made other plans.
I mean, it's nothing major. It's not a big...
- Well... - What are you talking about?
- Ray asked me out. - Ray?
As in Ray Brown?
As in devil incarnate?
No! No, I forbid it!
L- I-I thought you were over this.
I think I'm having second thoughts.
Oh, so now... Dr. Charles is having them too.
- Done yet? - You got a hot date?
- No, I just have to pee. - Be my guest.
- What's this, party Viagra? - Huh?
No, it's nicotine gum.
- When did you quit? - Oh, since Daphne told me she wanted to marry a smoker.
Here.
Thank you.
Why don't you put on a dress and come out with me tonight?
Why, so I can trail after your harem?
- I'm flying solo. I thought I'd keep my options open. - [Phone Ringing]
Yeah?
Although that may be for me.
[Ringing]
- Hello. - [Liz] You're home.
Does this mean you've come to your senses?
No, and I only have an hour to get ready.
So quit worrying about me. Go out. Have a good time.
I'm going to wear that red lipstick you gave, and I'll call you tomorrow.
- Okay. Bye. - Bye.
Why are you doing this to yourself?
- Doing what? - Ray.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Okay.
- Well, if you change your mind, this is where I'll be. - Oh, thanks.
I think I'll... jump into my pj's,
probably watch a little TV...
- go to bed early... - Happy New Year.
- Same to you! - [Door Closes]
[Man On TV] Now, back to our special New Year's Eve coverage with Hugh Downs.
To recap, it was less than 48 hours ago...
that Ray Brown called to confirm his plans...
to take Jane Goodale out this evening,
a clear indication that he was, indeed,
regretting his decision to terminate their involvement.
So the question remains, why hasn't he shown up yet?
By all accounts, it would appear that Mr. Brown is sticking firmly...
to his September sanctions.
[Couple Chattering, Laughing]
- ##[Music Playing] - [People Chattering]
- [Drunken Shout] - [Party Goers] Nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four, three, two, one!
Happy New Year!
Jane!
[Cheering, Laughing]
Whoo!
Ahh...
Ohh...
Jane!
[Sighs]
[Woman Shouts] Happy New Year!
- Jane? - Don't even bother.
- L-I need to talk to you. - Shh...
Excuse me. Why didn't you... Why didn't you return my calls?
You mean the calls that came after the call you didn't make?
L... [Scoffs] This is not true.
It's so true.
[Elevator Bell Dings]
Will you stop for just a moment?
- Hey, Jane. - Listen, I know it was inexcus...
- Good morning! - Hi, Jane. Ray.
- There's a reason I didn't show up that night. - I'm sure there is.
And you know what? I couldn't possibly care less.
So let's forget about it. Okay!
I don't suppose you're interested in hearing me out.
You know what, Ray? The truth is...
Hi! You did me a favor.
Any delusions I may have still had about you, they're gone now.
It was a gift. You released me.
- For the first time in months, I feel great. - [Tapping]
- Staff meeting in my office in two minutes. - Okay, be right there.
Uh, what's wrong?
Diane's wearing your shirt.
The shirt I bought you on the sidewalk.
So, does that mean that the, uh...
- the two of you are... - Seeing each other again.
- Yes. That's what I've been trying to explain. - Wait. Stop.
Did you say, "Again"?
I should have told you a long time ago,
but Diane insisted on keeping it quiet.
- We got back together right before New Year's and... - Oh...
and we went away for a couple of days, and it was terrible of me to not call, but I...
[Man Shouting] Ray, I've got Tony Robbins on line three!
- Ohh! Go on. - I'm really sorry, Jane.
[Chuckles]
- [Sighs] - Hey, what is it?
- "D... " She's "D." [Sighs] - I'm not following.
Di... Di... "D." Diane is "D."
Yes. "D" is for Diane. "E" is for Eddie.
Ray's "D." She's the one!
I mean, she was... She is the one. I mean, she...
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
- Just breathe. Breathe, Jane. Breathe. - [Hyperventilating]
Now, let me get this straight. Ray and Diane are together?
- Back together. Together again. - All right. I get it.
- Let it go. Ray and Diane? - Yeah!
Okay. Shh... It doesn't matter.
That chapter's over, remember? It doesn't matter.
Now we got to go in there, so pull it together.
Do you hear me? Don't cry.
- Don't cry, please. You're gonna be fine. - [Whimpering]
- Okay. - We're gonna go in there.
- Good. You all right? - [Sniffles] Okay.
Jane, where are we for next week?
Uh, we're-we're all set with Gerard Depardieu. Right, Jane?
Oh, good. New movie?
Am-Amazing. Amazing.
L- I actually, uh... I saw it. It's, uh...
about a man whose whole marriage falls apart and...
I mean, it's brutal, actually. I mean...
You know, they show the whole love story first.
You see that this woman means... everything to this-this man.
In fact, there's this-this... this one scene...
where he actually sits in just a... a dark... uhh...
It's very touching. He's sits in a dark room, and he just...
You just start to see the-the tears and stuff.
I mean, the man is completely, you know, broken, and you feel it.
You really feel it, and it's devastating. It's a devastating...
[Laughing]
- Is this a joke? - [Chuckles]
N- No. What do you mean?
[Both Laughing]
I mean... [Snorts] I mean, is this a joke?
- No, I saw it two nights ago. - What's so funny, Jane?
- Oh, can you believe this guy? - I know, I...
[Laughing] So sensitive... So...
So devastated when it comes to some chubby French guy, but, oh!
Stomp on somebody's heart in real life, and where's his sorry-ass pity then, huh?
Nowhere! Why? Because he doesn't get it!
He never gets it!
Someone please explain it to me.
Because I don't know what you are talking about!
[Murmuring]
- Evelyn, is she free? - Yeah. She is.
Thanks.
I'm sorry, Diane. L... I don't know where that came from.
Well, I do. I know exactly where it came from.
You do?
Some guy crushed you under his boot heel,
and you lashed out at poor Ray as being...
representative of the prick that did that to you.
- I'm right, aren't I? - More or less.
Well, you can't do it, Jane.
- I don't care how much it hurts. - I know.
No, you don't know. Now, sit down and listen to me.
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
About six months ago, my boyfriend tried to leave me.
Well, he did. He left.
And I was devastated. I was destroyed. Did you see it?
- No. L-I-I didn't. No. - Right.
Do you know why? Because if I fall apart,
everything around me falls apart...
everything that I have worked my entire life for.
- Do you love him? - Wh-Who?
- Him. The guy. - I don't know.
Of course you do. Now, have you talked to him lately?
No. No. Not ex... Not exactly talked.
Do it. Do it. Talk to him.
I used to feel that if I kept my heart to myself,
If I never let him know how much I needed him, that he would never leave me.
Well, guess what? He did.
And I lived in a private, pathetic puddle...
until I couldn't stand it anymore,
And so you know what I did? I showed up at his doorstep...
with two corned beef sandwiches on rye, lightly toasted,
and I told him that I was lost without him.
You said that?
Pretty progressive, huh? And I'm happy. Go figure.
I never thought I'd be happy.
[Liz] And you believe her?
This is true love? This is what we all should be looking for?
That is the most tragic thing I've ever heard.
We're talking about a woman whose boyfriend was screwing you in order to get away from her.
And she's the authority on romance?
The only reason she believes that crap is because she has to.
She's an old cow.
Truth is all we need to do is adjust our radar a bit.
You know, learn to be attracted to men we're simply not attracted to.
Whoa. Hang on. What are you talking about?
Well, for example, normally...
I might be attracted to a guy like you.
But thanks to Dr. Charles, I've learned to control my passion for testosterone,
and now I can proudly say...
that I no longer find you in the least bit desirable.
Oh, gee. That's swell.
I need a drink.
[Clears Throat] Does she have any idea that she's completely insane?
No. She's right. Diane is an old cow. He cannot go back to her.
Okay, that's it.
Jane, these are people, not cows!
Hello.
[Cat Mewing]
[Jane] I should have known you would take his side.
This isn't about sides, Jane. It's about dealing with reality.
- And you need to get a grip. - Oh, that's rich...
coming from an emotional moron who's whoring his way through Manhattan,
using women like A.T.M. Machines.
Oh, that's great. I get dumped, sleep around, and I'm a moron.
You, you get dumped and become the disciple...
of some crone-slash-quack behavioral scientist...
who can't tell the difference between quadrupeds and bipeds, and you're normal.
- She is not a crone. And she is not a quack! - How do you know?
Who gives a shit?
You know, while you were out there buying these theories about the horrors of men...
- [Groans] - And why guys like Ray won't ever come back,
deep down inside you're hoping he would.
Men are evil. Men are scum. But please, Ray, won't you make a liar out of me?
Well, you got what you asked for, Jane.
He did go back. He just did it with the wrong girl!
It's over! Over.
- Why can't you just let it go? - Because.
- Because why? - Because I can't.
- Why? - Because I was happy.
Because if this... theory is wrong,
men don't leave all women, Eddie, they leave me.
I know what it does to you. I know.
Maybe that's why we hold on as hard as we do.
We just can't believe that such a miracle can ever happen to us twice.
[Sighs] And...
But it can.
Someday you'll find it again.
- I promise you. - [Sighs] Look at me.
- A mess. - I'm looking at you.
- And you're beautiful. - [Sobs]
Hey, you are beautiful.
- You're intelligent... and real. - [Sniffles]
And Ray is not the last man you're ever gonna love.
[Sobbing]
I promise you he's not.
Shh. Shh...
[Sobbing Continues]
[Sniffs]
[Whispering] Oh, my God.
- Oh... - [Eddie Breathing Deeply]
Mmm...
Hmm...
Hi.
Uh... listen.
- L... - No, no, no.
No. No.
No, you're not going to analyze this one, Jane.
- I'm not? - No. No. [Chuckles]
You're so hell-bent on making sure things fit, you miss out on all the fun when they don't.
- Eh? Oh... - Well, I...
No? Right now you're trying to rationalize last night.
Yeah? Worrying about what might have happened.
Me, I'm just getting a kick out of the fact that I, uh,
spent an entire night with you in my arms,
and I didn't even cop a feel.
Well...
maybe one.
- [Chuckles] - [Chuckles]
- Whew! - What?
Well, I'm relieved.
[Sighs] I mean, for a second there, I...
I thought maybe you thought last night was, um...
You know, or that you would... think... [Clears Throat]
That would've really blown your Dr. Charles out of the water, huh?
Temporarily maybe, but you would have shown your spots eventually.
- My spots. - Oh, come on, Eddie.
Men never fail to do what's in their nature to do.
[Whistles]
[Sighs]
And what is that, Jane?
Disappoint you? Abandon you?
Hmm?
What's really behind these theories, huh?
What are you hiding?
Nothing.
Sorry. What you see is what you get.
Is it?
You know, this is not about my nature, Jane. This is about yours.
[Phone Ringing]
- Hello. - Janey?
Listen, Stephen. Can I call y'all back?
Your sister's in the hospital. We lost the baby, kiddo.
[Sniffles] Hey, Janey.
[Sighs]
[Sobs]
[Sniffles] Did you see Stephen?
- I saw him in the hallway... - [Chuckles]
- Getting water. - Getting ice. [Laughs]
Good luck. God love him.
They break so easily, don't they?
[Sighs]
Last weekend, he woke up in a panic.
He said that he had to go shopping for the baby.
You know how anal he is. I thought he was gonna come back with...
thermometers and baby blankets and safety gates.
When he walked in the door, all he had was this little, tiny bag...
and inside was this...
this perfect little baseball mitt.
[Sighs]
[Sobbing]
He got it in his head that it was going to be a boy.
Janey.
- [Both Sobbing] - [Door Opening]
[Stephen] Okay, I've got ice.
I've got blankets. I've got magazines.
Look at my wife.
Have you ever seen anyone more beautiful?
[Laughs] You're nuts.
Diane, it's Jane.
I found Dr. Charles,
[Applause, Cheers]
[Man] Okay, is everybody ready to have a good time?
Now, come on. You're going to have to do a lot better than that.
Okay, let me explain how everything on the show's gonna work.
- It's a really informal show... - Yo, Ray! Do we have her on the line yet?
Two minutes. The magazine's putting her through.
- All right! - Two minutes.
- Diane, two minutes. - So, Diane's going to come out.
The first guest is going to come. We have about a 15-minute segment.
Our first interview is gonna be on the telephone, okay?
- Dr. Marie Charles. - [Audience Cheers]
I'm going to ask you one more time. Are you 100% sure you want to do this?
[Jane] I'm sure. I'm sorry to put you in this position.
Don't worry about me. I just want to make sure you haven't lost your mind.
- Maybe I have. - [Chuckles] Here she is, Ray.
- [Line clicks] Dr. Charles. - [Cheers, Applause]
Welcome. Rarely have I had the honor to host...
such a distinguished and extraordinary guest.
Today, Dr. Marie Charles speaks out for the first time...
since the publication of her searing article...
Network says we've already had 20,000 hits on the web site.
- Holy cow. - [Diane] The reclusive Dr. Charles...
has agreed to an exclusive, live telephone interview.
And I consider it a rare gift...
from someone whose work has meant a tremendous amount in my life,
- as I'm sure yours. - [Applause]
- Dr. Marie Charles - [Cheers, Applause]
Hello, Dr. Charles. Are you there?
Hello, Dr. Charles. Can you hear me?
- [Applause Continues] - I'm getting nothing.
- Where the hell is she? Where's the feed? - [Diane] Excuse me.
We seem to be having some technical difficulties.
If you'll just bear with us, I'm sure we'll get it repaired.
[Sighs]
Tell them to patch it through on the other line.
- We can't. We only have one dedicated line. - Shit!
Okay, take us to commercial.
Uh, she's here. She wants to go on.
Ho-Hold that. Hold that. Hold that.
- She's here. - [Diane] Well, ladies and gentlemen,
it seems that the reason we've been unable to get through...
to Dr. Charles telephonically...
is because at this moment she is right here in our studio,
having decided to do the interview in person after all.
- Holy shit. - So let's not waste any more time.
Join me in welcoming Dr. Marie Charles!
- Makeup? - Stop. Stop.
[Diane] Show yourself, Dr. Charles.
[Audience Cheering]
- Wake up! - [Gasps]
Jane, what's going on? Where's Dr. Charles?
[Audience Murmuring]
- There is no Dr. Charles. - [Woman Groans]
There never was.
- I invented her, Diane. - [Murmuring]
- You... - I invented her because...
I had something to say, and... somehow...
I thought if... if-if-if it were coming from a 65-year-old Ph. D.,
that you would see it the way I had...
as a truth, as a legitimate, scientific truth.
But it isn't. It's completely ridiculous.
And...
I lied to you all, and I lied to myself.
Because the real truth is that...
I was heartbroken... and lost.
You know, and I just wanted to understand it somehow.
I wanted it to be... about them.
So everything I thought I had figured out was completely upside-down.
I thought this bull had gone on to another new cow,
when, in fact, she was an old cow who had become a new cow again.
I mean, what was I talking about?
I was comparing men to animals,
- which... okay, let's face it... sometimes they are. - [Laughing]
But sometimes they are not.
Sometimes you open the barn door,
or the hospital room door...
or the bedroom door and...
you find the real thing.
You find a guy who...
can sit with you when you are at your absolute worst,
when you are knee-deep in Kleenex, and your face looks like a punching bag,
and you are a complete and total mess.
And he...
can still look at you and tell you...
that Ray is not the last man you're ever going to love.
- [Audience Murmuring] - [Mouthing Words]
- [Chuckles] - [Scattered Applause]
- Eddie! Oh, my God. - [Applause Continues]
[Man] Hey, are you all right?
All right. There you go. Late edition.
#I been searching a long time #
#For someone exactly like you #
- #I've been traveling all around the world # - Eddie!
Eddie!
- Oh, Eddie! - # Waiting for you to come through #
#Someone like you can make it all worthwhile #
#Someone like you #
- #Keep me satisfied # - Eddie! Eddie!
- Stop. Stop. - [Driver Shouting]
Whew.
So, what you see is what you get, huh?
Minus a few gray hairs and a Ph. D., yeah.
I'm really sorry, Eddie.
You should have told me.
I should have told you a lot of things.
You were right.
It was about my nature.
Out of all the things you said to me that night,
what scared me the most is...
that I would find it again.
Because I have.
Would you please say something?
No.
#I have been #
#All around the world #
#Marching to the beat of a different drum #
So you're saying?
What do we got to lose?
- Everything? - Exactly.
#Someone like you #
# Can make it all worthwhile #
#Someone like you #
#Keep me satisfied #
#Someone exactly like you #
# The best is yet to come #
# The best is yet to come ##
# Yeah #
#How do you do it anyway #
#Like there ain't nothing to it #
# To make me stay #
#No tricks with smoke and mirrors #
#Not anything up your sleeve #
#A second look and it can't be clearer #
#It's no mystery #
#It's in the way you love #
#It's in the little things you say #
#It's in the way you live #
#And give your heart away #
#It's in the chance you took #
#It's in the way you look at me #
# That sets you a world apart #
#And makes you who you are #
#And you are #
#Beautiful #
# You are #
#Pressed on my soul your fingerprints #
# Goin' where no one's ever been #
# Well, I don't know how but I know you're in it #
#My life my world, my dreams #
#I try but I just can't pin it #
#Down to one thing #
#It's in the way you love #
#It's in the little things you say ##
##[Rock]
[Woman] #Fighting fire with fire #
# Watch out #
# You might get what you're after #
# Cool babies #
#Strange but not a stranger #
#I'm an ordinary guy #
#Burning down the house #
#Hold tight #
# Wait till the party's over #
#Hold tight #
# We're in for nasty weather #
# There has got to be a way #
#Burning down the house #
#Here's you ticket Pack your bags #
# Time for jumpin' overboard #
# Transportation is here #
# Close enough but not too far Maybe you know where you are #
#Fight fire with fire #
#All wet #
#Hey, you might need a raincoat #
#Shakedown #
#Dreams walking in broad daylight #
# Three hundred sixty-five degrees #
#Burning down the house #
#Here was once upon a place Sometimes I listen to myself #
# Gonna come in first place #
#People on their way to work Baby, what did you expect #
# Gonna burst into flame #
#I don't know what you expect staring into your TV set #
#Fighting fire with fire #
#Burning down the house ##
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